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Hairy Scary

Filed under: Uncategorized — February 11, 2013 @ 8:53 pm

I have a visceral reaction to hair.

Call me shallow, but I’m gonna notice your hair. I’ll try not to hold it against you if I don’t like it, but no promises.

I only realized this particular peccadillo because of the TV show “Cold Case.” Something about Detective Lilly Rush’s (Kathryn Morris) hair made me feel almost physically ill. I could never watch the show because of it.

Yes, that’s right, because of her hair.

And I’ve seen people on the street whom I’ve had to go out of my way to avoid for fear of saying or doing something to them because their hair upset me.

It’s weird; I know.

Don’t get me wrong. This really isn’t a frequent problem. Most people’s hair strikes me as just fine and dandy. I don’t know what the real trigger is. I just know it when I see it.

If you’re Lilly Rush, Donald Trump, Don King, or anyone with a mullet or bowl cut, just look out! Okay? I mean, I wouldn’t want to hurt your precious locks.

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