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How to Be a Bad Customer: Lesson Two

Filed under: Uncategorized — July 18, 2012 @ 5:48 pm

If you give your server both cash and a credit card to pay your bill and you say, “Take off the cash and put the balance on the card,” and then leave only a tip on the credit card amount, you either really can’t do math or you’re a jerk. Either way you screw your server.

The cash didn’t go to the tip, you moron; you told me to subtract it from the total bill. That money went to the house and you left me less than 5% tip. So much for all those drink refills I made sure you got timely.

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