PASSIONATE RATIONS

Frosting. It’s all about the frosting.

I’ve said it before. My life’s philosophy: eat as much frosting as you can whenever you can. That’s what it’s all about.

And, oh yeah, frosting’s a good metaphor for the good stuff in life. Sometimes I forget, cynic that I can be, but now I have a regular reminder.

My body lotion.

We were looking for a reasonably-priced decent daily-use moisturizer and my spouse brought home a body crème that smells just like buttercream.

Try it: Vaseline Intensive Care Cocoa Butter Deep Conditioning Lotion.

In fact, it’s pretty thick, so I can imagine dolloping it on a mound of chocolate cake. Makes me wanna lick my fingers. So far, I have resisted. But it’s a good way to start the day.

Aromatherapy for sweet teeth.