Okay. So, my tooth has been taken from me and I’ve been relegated to eating soft foods until my gap heals.
My top picks for soft foods, all of which I’ve indulged in since last Friday:
tofu curry
ultra-soft oatmeal-raisin cookies from Stop & Shop (they literally melt in my mouth)
Jell-o brand devil’s food pudding
homemade, uber-moist, […]
Let us pause for a moment to honor teeth, which allow us to eat foods of wide and varied textures, to smile without the word “maw” coming to mind. Without them we would be relegated to slurping mush with flapping lips, and what kind of life would that be?
I am very much focused […]
Tonight, as I was dabbing Otomax on my dog’s hoo-hoo, I thought back over the last two years of veterinary adventures we’ve experienced. I think I can now qualify for a veterinary assistant position. Here’s what I could put on my resume:
1) Able to administer subcutaneous fluids to squirming fuzzy things.
2) […]