Soda Mortality
People are laughing at me.
“Ugh! Is this expired?!” I exclaim, referencing the can of soda in my hand.
“Soda expires?” they ask, incredulous.
Yes, Virginia, soda expires. And, apparently (based on the incredulity and snickers with which my foregoing exclamation is always greeted), I am the only one who knows this or can […]